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luke11cnc
19-02-2012, 11:12 AM
I'm sat here and smell like the 5th November

Why??

Because I've been down to my sisters(Single Mum) House stripping wall paper and repairing her Oak fire place after a fire in her house on Thursday

Yes the silly COW came home from work and lit some tea lights and then went to collect her daughter from the child-minder and when she returned 20 minuets later her house was on fire.

So now all she has to do is have the wall re-plastered (fire men cut a big hole in the wall) I think they did this as it is dot and dab plaster board wall, just to make sure the fire was not in the cavity.

I had to remove the fire place and repair it.

she was very very lucky it could have been a lot worse than it was.

But as she is a single mum, it's down to me to repair and hang the wall paper (No insurance)

James is now going for a shower

John S
19-02-2012, 11:48 AM
But as she is a single mum, it's down to me to repair and hang the wall paper (No insurance)




I have often wondered how they got into that position on their own ? However it's certainly catching :confused:

luke11cnc
19-02-2012, 12:08 PM
Very funny Jon s LOL


James

neurofen
19-02-2012, 12:33 PM
bad one mate, my uncle did that a few years back (twice) he was in his 90's and managed to almost burn his house down twice: falling asleep with a lit cigarette, the place was totally black.. and he was lucky, i stank as well

JAZZCNC
20-02-2012, 12:34 AM
In the dark days after my marriage broke down I got pissed out my head(often) and put Pizza in oven fell asleep and nearly burnt the house down.!! . . . know I realise my mistake.?? Should have put it in Ex's oven and burnt her with it. .:joker:

John S
20-02-2012, 12:44 AM
Your own fault, you are not supposed to eat pizza, it's for making the backs of Ikea wardrobes from - or at least tastes like it.

JAZZCNC
20-02-2012, 01:01 AM
Your own fault, you are not supposed to eat pizza, it's for making the backs of Ikea wardrobes from - or at least tastes like it.

Not when you have anesthetized your taste buds with enough alchol John.. .:beer:

Jonathan
20-02-2012, 10:13 AM
Not when you have anesthetized your taste buds with enough alchol John.. .:beer:

So that's why students seem to tolerate so much Pizza.

luke11cnc
20-02-2012, 10:53 AM
Your own fault, you are not supposed to eat pizza, it's for making the backs of Ikea wardrobes from - or at least tastes like it.
silly bugger it's not the pizza, but the packaging they come in. The pizza is for the fair-trade work force??