Saw this and didn't want one

[cropwell]

Just one for the Christmas stocking.
Rob

[magicniner]

American pronunciation!

I thought Engineers were the guys who designed things which are impossible to make with the available manufacturing equipment and which are impossible, or at least inconvenient, to repair once made? ;-)

- Nick

[Graham]

As I understand it :- Engineer is a term used by every Tom, Dick and Harry to explain they are about to send some spotty youth fresh from his 5 day intensive training course round to your house to fit a new washer hose.