Quote Originally Posted by Robin Hewitt View Post
My prezzie to myself is 200 years old, cost me £385 + £8 P&P and while fully functional is completely useless. I bought the wife some fags

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That's lovely, and something gun related which no spouse could complain about as an ornament ;-)