Whatever you do don't mount the stepper on pillars.

For one it's the most flexible design known to man or beast and secondly it looks like a grandfather clock on steroids.

Don't forget to do as Hilton Steve says and send the hobnobs, don't bother looking us up in the phone book, like all the best whores we aren't in there as we are ex-directory.
It's done like this to stop customers bothering us.

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