I smell

[neurofen]

bad one mate, my uncle did that a few years back (twice) he was in his 90's and managed to almost burn his house down twice: falling asleep with a lit cigarette, the place was totally black.. and he was lucky, i stank as well

[JAZZCNC]

In the dark days after my marriage broke down I got pissed out my head(often) and put Pizza in oven fell asleep and nearly burnt the house down.!! . . . know I realise my mistake.?? Should have put it in Ex's oven and burnt her with it. .

[John S]

Your own fault, you are not supposed to eat pizza, it's for making the backs of Ikea wardrobes from - or at least tastes like it.

[JAZZCNC]

Your own fault, you are not supposed to eat pizza, it's for making the backs of Ikea wardrobes from - or at least tastes like it.

Not when you have anesthetized your taste buds with enough alchol John.. .

[Jonathan]

Not when you have anesthetized your taste buds with enough alchol John.. .

So that's why students seem to tolerate so much Pizza.

[luke11cnc]

Your own fault, you are not supposed to eat pizza, it's for making the backs of Ikea wardrobes from - or at least tastes like it.

silly bugger it's not the pizza, but the packaging they come in. The pizza is for the fair-trade work force??