Just spoke to Art on the phone today.
I pointed him to this thread.

Oh how we chucked and rolled all over the floor with mirth.

BTW he's been retired from Artsoft for 3 years now, sold out to Brian Barker and Scott Nichols.
If you had gone to the Midlands show three years ago they were all there. They let wheelchairs in so they should be OK with prams.