as much as I'm loathed to say it... I'm with jazz on this one, computers have that ability to press my nuke button
they just never tire of getting on your tit's

I once punched a desktop off the desktop and managed to get another punch in before it hit the ground... alas, the satisfaction as sweet as it is only lasts for about eight tenths of a second
its probably better to go and throw rocks in the river for a spell :)