Can anyone tell me what these are?

[JAZZCNC]

What even his mini's John? he promised them to me!!! Mind you Jazz was after them as well?

I knew that little shit was two timing me.!! . . . Mind who could resist a cracking pair like yours 2eOpoz. . Lol . . . . Anyway I'm holding out for his Man-kini.!! That or a pair of Mrs Brown's inflatable tits.