Quote Originally Posted by John S View Post
An anteater is also functional but I wouldn't want to take one out on a pub crawl and bed it afterwards.

Mind you if they are serving Old Rosie scrumpy it might stand a good chance.

Yes but it you met an anteater at the end of your pub crawl you might take the sexy young thing home to bed with you, then in the morning you have to gnaw your arm off to get away without waking it up !!!