Five songs at your funeral

[John S]

I'm with Deisel, I don't do funerals, not even going willing to my own.
People I have known are in my head, not in a wooden box that some rip off merchant has knocked up with cheap Polish labour out of a bit of laminated MDF and charged the same for as a Strike CNC [ Sorry Ant, bad comparison ]

Your body is only the box you came in.

You can hire a 3 cu yd skip for £85 and those bastards want 3 grand plus for the same service ??

Crem charges £462 at present cost for the service and all the legal work.

So throw the body in the back of the Donald, up the crem, throw it out, pay £462 then off to the pub where the balance is behind the bar.

Can't fault that ???/