Five songs at your funeral

[Fivetide]

Thanks for the reply’s guys, hey I was on a downer , takes time to hit you I suppose, anyway she did get a good send off , one massive piss up , two fights and I think her 2nd granddaughter was conceived.. lol. In all honesty I'm 47 and I've been to three funerals, I can’t stand the bloody things. Although I am the official porn wiper for 4 of my friends who have sworn on an oath and JD that they will do the same, so I have to go around hide any stuff that might upset their family and wipe the hard drives clean of porn.. in one case hide the gimp mask he got from Vegas that he bought for fun but somehow never made it into the bin!

[Peter Griffin]

Paradise City Guns n Roses

[wilfy]

i've always said i want shooting before i become too much of a burden to anyone and i know my missus wouldnt like it but i'd rather not have a funeral and let my organs ect be used by someone else if they are fit enough.

[John S]

OK 5 songs in no order

Queen, Another one bites the dust, in memory of all the Gecko drives that blew up for no apparent reason.

Berlin, Take my breath away, for cutting PVC on the laser.

Meatloaf, Two outa three ain't bad, for all the Syil owners out there.

John Cash, I walk the line, for finally getting the steps per correct.

Roy Orbison, Only the lonely, for all the Linux CNC users out there.