Quote Originally Posted by John S View Post
Perhaps if you had put Derby in your details I could have helped earlier.

How about you pay for it with Arc, I'll collect it and keep it ?

Failing that if that isn't suitable how about i collect it next time I'm down and they are in stock. I smash it to bits in the Donald and deliver it to you in 2 handy sized pieces, bed and column.

Then we both go off and get a pie and a pint ? [EDIT] And a packet of Hobnobs..............
Would I get visitation rights? Supervised contact once a month at least...

I'm intrigued now - what's "the Donald"? Is it a machine or do you keep a captive angry scotsman with a sledgehammer?