When do you accept your eye sights going.???

[Robin Hewitt]

It's a Bugger.!!

Don't complain. The next thing to go is your bladder which changes from rubber to leather. Apart from the boredom waiting for it to empty, the lack of stretch means it only has two settings, empty or bursting. It's not the end of the world but you have to plan ahead. Avoid motorway traffic jams.

One of the strangest things about getting old is you learn the latin names for so many body parts you scarcely knew you had when you were young and carefree