Quote Originally Posted by magicniner View Post
Two blondes were building a machine and one noticed that the one working on the other side of the machine was throwing away about half the bolts as she was pulling them out of the box so she asked why.
The answer was "Half these bolts are clearly defective as they have the head on the wrong end!"
"They're not defective, they're clearly for my side of the machine!" was the response ;-)

Any good?

I don't understand why they would have to have different bolts for the other side, unless they were left-hand thread to counteract torque